Of perennials in the Vegetable Garden, all creatures capable of movement have a special place on their menu for Ripening Strawberry, and this can lead to conflict, anxiety and rattiness, especially if Mockingbird decide that a Strawberry bed makes the perfect nursery for three plump children. The first attempt at creating The Greedy Strawberry, which is the bigger and bigger and fatter and fatter Strawberry, was a 1750 French hybrid of two species of Wild Strawberry, one from the coastal regions of the Western America's and the other the Wild Strawberry that can often be seen anywhere from Kentucky to Virginia and which wisely produces a tiny little fruit that can often go unnoticed.
The interesting thing about the Wild West Coast Strawberry, or Beach Strawberry
as it's sometimes called, is it's presence in the Mountains of Hawaii.
The argument from some quarters is that the Beach Strawberry was carried to the
Mountains of Hawaii by migrating birds. The Wild Strawberry of Europe are
as far as I can tell, mostly The Little Woodland Strawberry. Which from around
1500 were kidnapped from their forests and planted by Gardeners in nice straight
rows so that all creatures capable of movement could easily find them. The
Romans boiled the entire Strawberry plant, roots and all, as a cure for mental
distress. Which is an option I am seriously considering.