Yes, August does have thirty one days. It's September, April, June and November that have thirty days, because all the rest have thirty one days, except for February alone, which has but twenty eight days clear and twenty nine in each leap year. May well be that something with rhyme is an option for a Compost Naming Sentence. With just seven words, that might not be easy to achieve. Perhaps I should have fourteen Compost Piles.
I've always liked, "Inky-Pinky-Ponky, Daddy Bought a Donkey. Donkey Died, Daddy
Cried. Inky-Pinky-Ponky." It's simple, it's straight forward, it has an
element of tragedy, it has a certain cynicism. you can almost hear the shrug,
but more important it's easy to remember. There are no far flung ideas, there
are no Turkey Vultures and Goddesses. There's just a Donkey dying, an upset
father and what must be a truly obnoxious and uncaring child of some sort