The Coyote are beginning to interfere with a person's lifestyle around here. If they could just have their disagreements, or whatever it is, at regular times such as seven thirty to eight thirty in the evening rather than two or three o'clock in the morning all might be better positioned for a harmony and oneness between our disparate communities.
A barking dog is bad enough at anytime of day, but what sounds like seven or
eight hundred of them all yowling at each other just outside the bedroom window
in the early hours of the morning demands some sort of major gesture. I'm
thinking of putting up a placard. Something pithy, like "Go eat Beagles."