Day One, I could call it. But if I did it would be an unforgivable exaggeration. It's not Day One, it's more like day nine thousand, which is about the number of times I have tried to give up smoking. And incidentally this is the third Day One so far this week.
It's all very well saying things like "only the weak minded smoke cigarettes, we
strong minded people like dieting and drinking large quantities of low carb
alcohol." Well I'll tell you this much, as far as I'm concerned tomorrow might
be as good a Day One as any.