Thursday, January 1, 2015


According to ancient numbers theory, that sort of pure science Pythagoras was better known for during his life time, this should be a really terrible year for me. In his classification I come under the heading of Goat with Cloven Hoof, 2015 is an 8 and according to the slide rule, I am not only Goat with Cloven Hoof I am an 8. So things couldn't be worse.

Following the ancient wisdom, I have just two options if I am to see the year through. The first, I have to ensure that when I rise from slumber I leave no shadow which basically means I've got to make my bed. The second, when eating I must face north east, which has something to do with the earth's rotation and flatulence. 

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