Sunday, February 22, 2015

The PAU (Positive Attitude Update)

The experiment has lasted long enough and the trial patterns of thinking are now at an end. Your correspondent is preparing his final report, and it's not a pretty one. Positive and saintly attitudes achieve absolutely nothing, they serve only to encourage winter months to show off and behave disgracefully.

I know it's a big sadness for all of us, a great disappointment, especially after early signs that suggested a favorable response. I remember the 50 degrees of Fahrenheit, the little bit of sun that teased the Snowdrops and the Small Crown Narcissus  And too we all put great effort into the experiment. But I regret to say February is now in detention and your committee chairman is encouraging people to throw rotten eggs at it.

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