In an attempt to be positive I'm going to say, if December is like June and January is like July then this February is turning into a a really horrible August. Nor does March being like September do very much to raise your correspondent's pioneer spirit.
I should probably shave for the anticipated snow storm, which according to the
great minds who know how to read tea-leaves could be followed by record cold.
And if you want to know why I should bother to shave, it's a well known fact
that a person is less likely to be judged mentally unstable if they are clean