I do vaguely remember when I could read without glasses. And I do vaguely remember when I could write a list that was legible. One of the more enduring constants in the pattern of my life is a failure to grasp the semi-colon and an inability to spell. Oddly I always thought wearing glasses, competence around spelling and semi-colons, and legible list writing went hand in glove. How very wrong I was.
Just goes to show a person should never be fooled by appearances, his or anyone
else's. A difficult concept for your correspondent to grasp. His ability to leap
to conclusions and hold fast to them as though clinging to a cliff by his finger
nails would put him right up there with at least a silver medal should leaping
to conclusions ever become an Olympic event. And it's most certainly time for
The Rabbit of Usk to stop using phrases like "Cat amongst the ponies."