Our hero has a suspected case of Rabies, he might have been bitten by a Mongoose, and he is bound for Afon-Bedd or Grave River as it might translate, and yes it's a made up name, which is all very exciting because there are saints, or at least there are people in Afon-Bedd who think they are saints. And it might be necessary for your writer of pulp, to pull himself together a little and finish editing The Letlander, or Book Five Point One of The Rabbit of Usk.
It's all very well having a plan, turning summersaults trying to stick to the
plan in the interests of cohesion, comprehensibility and so on, but there's been
the small problem of where to end The Letlander. And thanks to a particular
Sweet Potato, it was large and curved in shape so releasing it from heavy soil
without breaking it was shall will say troublesome, The Letlander has an end
point, and your gardener has what they call a Woolly Knee.