Friday, November 13, 2015

Vainglory

Bless me father, for I have sinned. I have commented on the internet newspapers, I have again been moderated by the eternal wisdom of internet newspaper moderators, who I'm firmly convinced are good people at heart. And I have permitted myself to be sucked into Facebook where I have made random remarks and utterances for no reason that I can actually think of.

You come here quite often my son. The sin of vainglory is one you are prone to and I see from your permanent record a couple of offerings to Pinterest and three tweets in the last couple of days. Let me remind you the sin of vainglory remains a cardinal sin, it's stairway to hell. The devil is in you. I sentence you to 250 Hail Marys, a shave, a shower, and thou shalt visit town.

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