Major Bernice, of the Ladies Wing of Saint Barbara's Militia, spotted the Slipper Wearing Spider. It was wandering along the dry river bed, minding its own business and it might have had a Beagle in its mandibles.
According to the Major the spider wasn't wearing slippers, it was one of the
larger Wolf Spiders, it had two big eyes, it had four smaller ones, it looked
sad and it reminded her of her third husband.