Saturday, July 29, 2017

Parallels

Having lived with a Kitten in the domicile for an entire week I have come to the conclusion an adult Cat is more like a senator and a kitten phase Cat is more like a member of the Congress. This means that as a voter I am represented by two Cats in Washington DC and one Kitten.

Oddly my congressman does have certain kitten-like qualities, he does stuff like voting on bills he hasn't read and doesn't understand, and when questioned he kind of blinks and tries to look cute and everyone goes "how sweet" before giving him ginger bread.

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