I was going to talk about boys dressing up in leotards, embracing each other, grunting and rolling around on rubber mats. I'm sure it's perfectly natural yet I remain of the opinion that it should be an activity reserved for the privacy of a bedroom and not something that requires not only a coach but also locker rooms, community showers, universities and spectators. Fortunately the morning was cool enough for Compost Piles so I was able to discuss the matter with Pindar, the Poet from Thebes, whose odes to the Gods and to Olympian Athletes are difficult to tell apart.
He reminded me that in his day there were no leotards, boys wrestled naked for
the edification of older men. The thing about Pindar is his degree of faith in
the capacity of us people to achieve a degree of harmony through the grace of
the gods. We come into the world as sinners and are free to chose but it's the
gods who reward and doing stuff like lying or making things up or not following
the facts so as to fool the gods is not only a grave, grave long term error,
it's also unsporting. The sad fact is that it's always rather boring when Pindar
starts preaching. Some of us had to wait for the Romans before we could do
things like toss people into cages full of hungry Lions.